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Jane Goes North
Jane has lost her job at the laundry due to a ketchup package she forgot to remove from an expensive item, and her prospects look dim. To top off matters, her younger sister, who lives up north, and who Jane has problems with, is getting married and has mailed her an invitation that Jane believes was sent due to her sister not expecting her to be able to come.

A long bout of sibling rivalry makes Jane all the more determined to go, even if her car has gone to hell. To make the journey, Jane forms an uncomfortable alliance with a grumpy, one-eyed, weight-lifting lady named Henry, who may or may not abandon her along the way, and has plans to see a doctor Henry claims can renew her sight. Add past memories of a sexual dalliance with a drunk preacher in the back lot of the church across from her house; an infamous naked run along a creek bank; failed marriages, including an ex-husband that has a bit of goat ardor; and with a shoe full of money; Jane and Henry hit the road. They meet up with modern slavers, panty snatchers, disabled thieves with a sense of grandeur, a country singer named Cheryl who is on the downhill slide, and a quest for the world’s greatest toaster that can toast four slices of bread all at once, or in sequence, and has a clock on it. It’s one incredible quest consisting of rides in cow trailers, a stolen car, and a convertible, a pirate outfit for children, and what will become a unique friendship.
The Thicket

The Thicket

Joe R. Lansdale

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Sugar on the Bones

Sugar on the Bones

Joe R. Lansdale

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Sugar on the Bones

Sugar on the Bones

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Donut Legion

The Donut Legion

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Donut Legion

The Donut Legion

Joe R. Lansdale

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Hell's Bounty

Hell's Bounty

Joe R. Lansdale, John L. Lansdale

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Moon Lake

Moon Lake

Joe R. Lansdale

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More Better Deals

More Better Deals

Joe R. Lansdale

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More Better Deals

More Better Deals

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Drive-In 3

The Drive-In 3

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Complete Drive-In

The Complete Drive-In

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Drive-In 2

The Drive-In 2

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Drive-In 3

The Drive-In 3

Joe R. Lansdale

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Exit Wounds

Exit Wounds

Jeffery Deaver, Fiona Cummins, Mark Billingham, John Connolly, Sarah Hilary, Martyn Waites, Dennis Lehane, Lee Child, Val McDermid, Christopher Fowler, Dean Koontz, A. K. Benedict, James Oswald, Joe R. Lansdale, Paul Finch, Alex Gray, Louise Jensen, Steph Broadribb, various authors

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The Elephant of Surprise

The Elephant of Surprise

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Elephant of Surprise

The Elephant of Surprise

Joe R. Lansdale

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Lightspeed

Lightspeed

Unknown

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The Magic Wagon

The Magic Wagon

Joe R. Lansdale

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Jackrabbit Smile

Jackrabbit Smile

Joe R. Lansdale

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Jackrabbit Smile

Jackrabbit Smile

Joe R. Lansdale

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Fender Lizards

Fender Lizards

Joe R. Lansdale

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Nights of the Living Dead

Nights of the Living Dead

Jonathan Maberry, George A. Romero

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Nights of the Living Dead

Nights of the Living Dead

various authors, Joe R. Lansdale

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The Ardath Mayhar MEGAPACK®: 38 Fantastic Stories

The Ardath Mayhar MEGAPACK®: 38 Fantastic Stories

Ardath Mayhar

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Rusty Puppy

Rusty Puppy

Joe R. Lansdale

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Rusty Puppy

Rusty Puppy

Joe R. Lansdale

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Rusty Puppy

Rusty Puppy

Joe R. Lansdale

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Grave Predictions

Grave Predictions

Stephen King, Greg Bear, Ramsey Campbell, Joe R. Lansdale, Carmen Maria Machado, Mark Samuels, Erica L. Satifka, Brian Stableford, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, W.E.B. Du Bois, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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By Bizarre Hands

By Bizarre Hands

Joe R. Lansdale

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Honky Tonk Samurai

Honky Tonk Samurai

Joe R. Lansdale

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Honky Tonk Samurai

Honky Tonk Samurai

Joe R. Lansdale

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People of the Dark

People of the Dark

Robert E. Howard

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Paradise Sky

Paradise Sky

Joe R. Lansdale

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Paradise Sky

Paradise Sky

Joe R. Lansdale

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Paradise Sky

Paradise Sky

Joe R. Lansdale

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Deadman’s Road

Deadman’s Road

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Thicket

The Thicket

Joe R. Lansdale

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The Thicket

The Thicket

Joe R. Lansdale

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Psychos

Psychos

John Skipp

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Psychos

Psychos

John Skipp

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Mammoth Books presents A Clutch of Zombies

Mammoth Books presents A Clutch of Zombies

Albert E. Cowdrey, Joe R. Lansdale, Karina Sumner Smith, Scott Elderman

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Mammoth Books presents Christmas with the Dead

Mammoth Books presents Christmas with the Dead

Joe R. Lansdale

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Mammoth Books presents A Clutch of Zombies

Mammoth Books presents A Clutch of Zombies

Albert E. Cowdrey, Joe R. Lansdale, Karina Sumner Smith, Scott Elderman

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Mammoth Books presents Christmas with the Dead

Mammoth Books presents Christmas with the Dead

Joe R. Lansdale

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Edge of Dark Water

Edge of Dark Water

Joe R. Lansdale

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Edge of Dark Water

Edge of Dark Water

Joe R. Lansdale

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Dark Tales of Lost Civilizations

Dark Tales of Lost Civilizations

Joe R. Lansdale, David Tallerman

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Dark Tales of Lost Civilizations

Dark Tales of Lost Civilizations

Joe R. Lansdale, David Tallerman

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Nothing More than Murder

Nothing More than Murder

Jim Thompson

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